So what's one little kiss

Birthday post.

2009-07-19T14:28:24Z

It's that time of year again, where I sit back and say 'wow, I'm really sixteen'!

Writer's Block: Lights Out

2009-07-11T17:05:24Z

All it takes is a blackout to realize how much we rely on electricity. What's your most memorable story from a power outage?

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I've probably already told this story, but during Hurricane Isabel, only one power line on our street was knocked down. It gave power to only two houses. One of them was ours. So, we just ran extension cords to our neighbor's house for the necessities and continued on our merry way until the power was back~

EDIT: And this is my first official act with my new, completely working computer~

misheard @ 2009-06-30T21:32:00

2009-07-01T01:34:14Z

Computers fail, everyone dies.

In non-meme-speak: my years-old laptop is on its last breaths (having Firefox open should not take 100% CPU even when I'm not doing anything!), and I'm going to need to convince dad to buy me a new one. Wish me luck.

misheard @ 2009-06-26T17:41:00

2009-06-26T21:48:24Z

Fun game is fun. And yes, I got 100% completion in about... 900 seconds?

Posting from a family reunion in Albequerque. Hmm, do you think when I get back that commission I ordered will be at my doorstep? That would be great.

And of course, the most productive thing I've done this trip is write the first chapter of a longer smutfic, but hey! It's 2000 words, that's good for me! And I'm a dork for fail!sex, and I need to work on my smut-writing skills, so.

misheard @ 2009-06-22T12:39:00

2009-06-22T16:45:54Z

So the local community theater put on Assassins Friday night, and I saw it and it was awesome, yay~

Issei was rejected at Micro. Which is fine! I didn't wanna play with you guys anyway! *shakes fist*

...but, seriously, if they'd rejected him for being too minor a character I would've understood. But he's "not shown in canon to have a crush on his male best friend or to hate women"? Seriously? Should I change that to 'seriously dislike', would that be better?

I may or may not reapp, I probably shouldn't have apped in the first place (I still have summer homework), but they had a Shirou, and I wanted to fulfill my dream of playing Issei to someone's Shirou.

misheard @ 2009-06-19T15:15:00

2009-06-19T19:18:16Z

FOURTH WALL WEEKEND~ DDD!Issei's thread is on the first page. And cawing's is on the sixth, and heroicpath's and rhoaias' are both on the twelfth, and you can see a bunch more of my characters in other random threads.

What else was I going to say, hmm. Finished another playthrough of Battle Moon Wars, am finishing up Part 2 of my latest FE10 playthrough, made an icon post, should probably be writing more fic - and, of course, I have summer projects from school.

300+ notecards is ridiculous. And why would anyone specify handwritten? That just makes it more painful.

misheard @ 2009-06-18T14:55:00

2009-06-18T18:57:44Z

Guys~ I got my report card today~

And there were these two classes I thought for sure I was getting C's in because I kind of didn't do one of the projects, eheh, and I have B's in them this quarter! And my semester grades, which are all colleges see and clearly colleges' opinions are the only ones that count, are still all A's!

♥~

This has vastly improved my day.

misheard @ 2009-06-12T17:50:00

2009-06-12T21:51:29Z

School's out for summer!

Woohoo!

Now, off to write something shamelessly Archer/Issei or Issei/Shirou in celebration.

misheard @ 2009-06-09T18:51:00

2009-06-09T22:55:49Z

All right, one exam down, six to go! And then it'll be summer break~ And DDD kink meme starts Friday~

I should probably call off the hiatus I have at DDD, it's not like it's affecting my playing at all. I-I'm too addicted.

...this Snap Links add-on is pretty handy. Hmm, and I wonder why twenty or so people clicked on my Pokemon within five minutes of each other...

Doing my part to pimp.

2009-06-04T22:42:30Z

June 19 to 21 is dramadramaduck's Fourth Wall Weekend~ Basically players and characters not in the roleplay can interact with the characters (probably in adddictions).

So if anyone wants to tease/make fun of/molest Issei (ewwgirls), they certainly can~ It's gonna be fun.

misheard @ 2009-06-01T08:08:00

2009-06-01T12:50:17Z

Going to ColossalCon on Saturday and Sunday~

What is this wild creature? An outline for a fic? No, it couldn't possibly be, I never do that...

This is meant to be sort of a continuation of Night Out, with more plot, and more higher ratings. If there's a Type-Moon lemon contest next year, I might save this for it.

-Before the Grail War, Issei invites Shirou out in a couple days' time. Shirou accepts.
-(Probably not shown: war starts, D:. The soul-sucking field on the school.)
-At school, Sakura tells Issei about Saber. Issei questions Shirou about it, and when Shirou answers, assures Sakura that if his conduct were improper he certainly wouldn't tell his boyfriend about it. Sakura is relieved.
-...Shirou mentions that Rin's also staying there, and Issei seems much less sure of Shirou's honesty.
-Issei reminds Shirou of the date. Since Shirou doesn't back out on promises, the date happens, Issei walks him home and meets Saber. And Rin.
-Then there's jealous!sex. Shirou is oblivious~
-Cut to Kuzuki and Caster discussing the other Masters. Kuzuki would prefer not to attack Saber's Master if at all possible. "Killing your in-laws never helps."
-(Not shown: the usual Rin and Archer finding Caster's victims.)
-Shirou+Rin+Saber discuss Caster's location. Shirou worries a little about Issei's safety. Saber is totally aware of their relationship, but Shirou still doesn't get it.
-Of course, when Rin comes to the conclusion that Caster's master is at the school, she immediately thinks it's Issei. As usual, Shirou agrees to check it out.
-Issei appreciates that Shirou's making the first move for once, but for heaven's sakes, not at school! Shirou gets an invitation to Ryudoji.
-Shirou accepts. At Ryudoji, Shirou notices Kuzuki-sensei, and finds out that he lives there.
-More sex. No Command Spells here.
-Shirou tells Rin that it's not Issei, but it could be Kuzuki-sensei. After a moment of "are you just saying this because it's Issei", Rin believes him.
-(Not shown: more plot that doesn't really resemble any route.)
-The climactic Shirou+Saber+Rin+Archer vs. Kuzuki+Caster fight~ But before that, Kuzuki mentions in passing how he hadn't wanted to kill Issei's boyfriend. Shirou finally gets it. And denies it wholeheartedly.
-The next day (they won), Shirou meets up with Issei and is all "so we were never dating because I don't like guys that way, you know that right." Issei goes from shock to anger once Shirou starts getting exceptionally douchey about it. Shirou deserves the punch in the face he gets.
-Shirou explains all that to Rin and the others. Rin and Saber agree that he deserved it; Archer's still in a state of "wtf".
-Finding out that he's been dating a guy for a year puts everything Shirou ever knew into question. The only manly source of advice he has is... still wtfing.
-Cut to Issei moping, and probably Assassin's reaction to such.
-Shirou goes back to school, and is immediately hated by Issei's fanclub. Issei still steps in at one point to defend him. Clearly, his fangirls conclude, that relationship is totally unhealthy and they're doing Issei-senpai a favor by making Shirou's life hell.
-Shirou retreats to the archery club, which well remembers how oblivious he is, and treats him a bit better. Ayako's opinion is something along the lines of "you really messed that up".
-"Um, do you think we can go back to being friends?"
"You broke up with me on our anniversary, Emiya. Just because I don't want people stealing your lunch doesn't mean I'm not still angry at you."
-Yukika (y hello there Rincrush) is the one who actually gives good advice, which is that he might actually like Issei a bit more than he realizes, and if he thought they were friends with benefits he was probably at least a little attracted to him.
-(Not shown: War's over, yay.)
-Rin teases Shirou about having Issei over when she moves out.
-With much hesitation and nervousness, Shirou asks Issei out. Issei accepts.
-Good End~ (Maybe one more sex scene, who knows.)

misheard @ 2009-05-28T21:09:00

2009-05-29T01:11:14Z

Confirmation = complete!

Man, am I glad that's over with.

P.S. No, I really don't think I want to chant Torah at the High Holiday services with the huge crowds. Thanks for offering, but no.

misheard @ 2009-05-26T20:05:00

2009-05-27T00:30:52Z

Meme that I may have stolen from ergoipsofacto, who got a name change when I wasn't looking: Post a snippet - a paragraph, a few paragraphs - from six fics that you're currently working on.

1. Untitled (AU, ancient Japan Archer/Issei. I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing with this except that I was hoping for sex of some kind. Eventually.)

“Your swords are on the opposite side of the room so that you don’t injure yourself more trying to reach them.” A boy dressed in monastic robes leaned into his field of vision. “As you are now, you have many minor injuries but nothing permanently debilitating. I can’t say the same if you decide to do something stupid like, for example, stand up!” he snapped.

Archer stopped his attempts to struggle to his feet. “Your bedside manner is very comforting.”

2. Twenty Ways the Grail War Did Not End (General cast, alternate endings to the war. Drabbles that alternate between humor and angst. Eight left to write.)

“I wish,” she said brightly, “that Matou Shinji was a eunuch.”

3. Untitled (Yandere!Issei. One scene left to write. Full of angst and more angst.)

“Oh, you want me to let you beg for mercy? That’s strange.”

Again, her attacker overpowers her. …She won’t last until Kuzuki returns.

“Because - you didn’t let Emiya beg for his life when you killed him, did you?”

4. Working Title: Even to the Crow on the Roof (Rin, Archer, and Servant!Issei. Perilously close to turning into a tl;dr about heroism, with some added clingy!Berserker.)

The second clue was that the man standing over the wreck that was once her sofa didn’t look anything like she had anticipated. She’d expected visible weapons, probably some armor, and an imposing figure befitting a legendary hero. The person who’d actually showed up had no weaponry, and was dressed only in a monk’s black robes. As for imposing, well, the glasses reduced whatever chance he might have had at being imposing to zero.

5. Untitled (Archer/Issei/Rin. One lemon for each permutation of the genderswapped threesome. Going to be seriously epic, already about ~3000 words and I'm not 2/7 of the way through.)

“B-but she’s not supposed to say that!” Issei yelped. “Isn’t she supposed to murder me for daring to look at you? Probably in the most painful way possible? Wasn’t she furious at us for something just like this?”

“That was completely different,” Rin corrected, moving swiftly to sit on the other side of Issei. “He abandoned our plans in order to spend time with you. It’s nothing like this, especially if he decides to share.”

“Of course I’ll share,” Archer replied. “It would be rude of me not to.”

Issei moved her gaze frantically between one and the other. “Wh-what are you two talking about? What are you going to sh- mmph!”

6. Untitled (Shirou/female!Issei lemon. A dream that is a really, really thinly-veiled metaphor for 'you want to do regular Issei'. Sadly, absolutely nothing will make Shirou get it. And believe me, the dream pulls out all of the stops.)

Shirou’s still admiring the view when she lifts one of his hands and licks a finger from base to tip. He groans, feeling every wet stroke of tongue go straight to his aching need. She draws the finger into her mouth, sucking lightly on it before moving on to the next finger. After the second finger receives the same treatment, she brings his hand down to brush against her entrance.

He blinks at her. “…Um, I’m pretty sure that’s the wrong hole.”

The force of her glare is mostly negated by the strength of her blush. “I know.”

…what?

...hm. I want to make a new layout that doesn't irritate my eyes with brightness.

misheard @ 2009-05-25T12:48:00

2009-05-25T16:50:20Z

Yeah, I'm a tool.

misheard @ 2009-05-22T09:04:00

2009-05-22T13:07:02Z

Know what's pretty cool?

A year ago today, I wrote my first Isseific, Mnestis.

...man, I didn't realize I'd even been into Fate/stay night for a whole year.

misheard @ 2009-05-11T08:07:00

2009-05-11T12:08:56Z

Never could resist a good writing meme.

Answer each prompt with ~~ten words or less~~ a sentence.

The prompts are:

1. Angst
2. AU
3. Crack!fic
4. Crossover
5. First Time
6. Fluff
7. Humour
8. Hurt/Comfort
9. Smut
10. UST

Give me a ship and I will fill the prompts! Probably after school, though. 'Cause, you know, school.

misheard @ 2009-05-10T12:35:00

2009-05-10T16:40:41Z

Stage 52 clear, ready for Stage 53 when the English patch comes out~~~!

Um, I should probably make this post relevant to people who don't care about my Battle Moon Wars progress. Let's see. Missed anime club last week because Dad was in another state and Mom had a meeting, so boo. There's a bunch of fic I'm working on, a surprising portion of which is genderswap - or not surprising, if you know me. And next week is the last week for my madricha job, so I won't have to deal with the headaches caused by the eighth grade class anymore. Yaaay.

EDIT: For Mother's Day we saw the new Star Trek film. Uwah, so awesome~

misheard @ 2009-05-07T18:08:00

2009-05-07T22:08:51Z

I have the guts to read a couple of Issei/Shirou fics out loud to my English class. That's... kind of awesome.

Stage 34 Battle Mastery get, and if I ever have to get that Battle Mastery again, it will be too soon. Goddamnit, I hate that stage. I wish I had healers there, or something.

EDIT: Act 3 complete, so far so good!

EDIT: Stage 45 clear, all Battle Masteries so far acquired. Now come a few tricky ones - I have no idea how I'm going to get the one for Wallachia and Araya's stage.

misheard @ 2009-05-03T13:05:00

2009-05-03T17:08:28Z

Guys.

There is a 40,000 word, 17-chapter, completed Issei-centric fic on FF.net.

And it's in French.

Who wants to see how long it'll take before I start Babelfishing it?

misheard @ 2009-05-01T23:44:00

2009-05-02T03:47:37Z

The first ten people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing / character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability. If you absolutely cannot write, I do not see why you would not be able to offer drawings or icons or something instead.

Third playthrough of Battle Moon Wars complete, Mech-Hisui get~ No Aoko this time either (I had 39 battle masteries), I guess I'll have to try for her next time. Ideally, I'd also be able to get to stage 53, but geeze, I do not want to have to get every single battle mastery. Dangit.

...I need to do work on school projects and Confirmation things this weekend. Someone remind me to do that.

EDIT: Fourth BMW playthrough, Act 1 complete, all Battle Masteries so far aquired. Doing Real route again - I only played Super once for Satsuki. I like Real route better.

EDIT: Act 2 complete, so far so good. (Wasted a bunch of BP due to the 'buffs disappear' bug, though. Haa, I should probably download Werk's patches...) Here is where it gets really hard.

misheard @ 2009-04-22T21:14:00

2009-04-23T01:21:10Z

Note to self: I am too ~~good for this sinful earth~~ sensitive for the internet at times. Avoid thinking about the DDD drama unfolding until it blows over, because right now it's kind of making me feel sick.

Arcane Power came in the mail today. I don't know how many people know about my fey pact!warlock, but Tira's going to end up epically awesome. ("Do you want to know exactly where the fey touched me~?")

misheard @ 2009-04-18T14:25:00

2009-04-18T18:27:29Z

HECK YEAH, HOLLOW ATARAXIA.

Oh, I also finished my second playthrough of Battle Moon Wars, this time in the Super route. I won't say anything about it except that Rin singlehandedly killed Kuu. ...okay, the floating black orbs with the field attacks did half the work, but they're enemies, they don't count.

BUT HECK YEAH, HOLLOW ATARAXIA. Finally managed to get it installed and playable. And of course the first scene I choose to go through is the Issei one at school~ And he does the 'BLUSHING. A LOT.' face in that scene! I don't need to understand what's going on, because it's so awesome!

EDIT: Hollow Ataraxia complete - well, mostly complete. I'm missing the Rider bathing CG and one Eclipse scenario, and I should maybe work at sucking less at the minigames.

misheard @ 2009-04-11T23:23:00

2009-04-12T03:26:49Z

My cousin is glorious and I adore visiting her. On an unrelated note, it's time for an update to "things there is porn of"!

Things that there is porn of on the internet (that I didn't make myself):
Caster/Issei
Rin/Issei
Taiga/Issei
Himuro/Issei
Archer/Issei
Iskander/Issei (I am not making this up.)
Rider/Issei

Things that there is not porn of on the internet (that I didn't make myself):
Shirou/Issei

I'm happy for Issei getting laid, but geeze.

misheard @ 2009-04-02T19:06:00

2009-04-02T23:09:06Z

Things that sucked about today:
-The cough from yesterday graduated into a cold. I can only hope I caught the 'blech' from Elf, so she doesn't have it any more.
-Had a migraine, threw up.
-Aaron broke a pickle jar. Naturally, I'm the one who cleaned it up.
-Haven't had dinner because there's still glass in the kitchen.

Things that did not suck about today:
-Did not cut myself on any glass.
-Beat Battle Moon Wars!
~~What kind of asshole makes a boss that can attack twice in one turn and can kill pretty much everyone in one hit and has a ridiculously high to-hit chance. Screw you, Kuu. You're pretty, but I hate you.
~~Next level's 'oh, you have to kill all these guys at the same time' thing was also irritating. Mostly because my melee people can't jump for crap, and so it took forever to bring the top guy down.
~~13 Battle Masteries, so no Aoko. No Satsuki either.
~~Speaking of Aoko, I really liked the White Len/Nanaya subtext in Nanaya's last appearance~
~~...speaking of bad guys, what happened to RoSHIaKI?
~~I am so amazingly pleased that Archer sticks around with Rin afterwards. Saber staying with Kohaku is awesome too, but Archer/Rin~
~~...god Saber/Kohaku why do I ship this so hard.
~~And the part of every 'playthrough completed' no one cares about, kill counts!

Hisui 9
Sion 13
Len 17
Caren 18
Kohaku 19
Bazette 21
Touko 26
Natsuki 31
Ciel 49
Sakura 49
Archer 51
Rider 52
Shirou 60
Akiha 65
Ryougi 69
Saber 75
Shiki 81
Haruna 81
Arcueid/Phantasmoon/Eclipse 82
Rin/Kaleido-Ruby 85
Takumi 95
Lancer 95

Note: kill counts may not be correlated to actual awesomeness. Kohaku, Len, Hisui, Caren, and Natsuki - a.k.a. everyone with the Trust spirit - saved my assery many times. Rin+Akiha+Sakura should be at the top of the list because of their amazing mage combos. Also, Hisui killed Nrvnqsr. And Kohaku killed Avenger. That should count for something.

misheard @ 2009-03-31T13:44:00

2009-03-31T17:46:36Z

http://www.typemoon.com/mooncinemas/show.html

...stupid April Fool's. I want that Iskander/Waver movie. And that BL movie with the characters from '06's April Fool's. And to figure out what's up with that 'no image' one, because Babelfish tells me it's about Shinji and that's all I know.

Why must Type-Moon's April Fool's jokes be so good?