Chorus singers behind me? I don't care how much you hated the song we just sang. You don't have the right to call it gay. Loudly. While we're still on the stage. The audience can hear you, for goodness' sakes!

So don't do it. Ever! It's just stupid and bigoted and it makes me hate you.

Also. I'm sure you wanted to get the boys to stop looking at each other while they're singing their love song, teacher, but could you do it in a way that doesn't really fuel homophobia? Thanks.

Well, that went well.

Except for, you know, us not being able to stop talking for three minutes. Honestly, classmates, do you think the audience didn't notice? They did.

And whose idea was it to have the girls sing a lullaby, and the boys sing 'Under the Boardwalk'? Really, I see a bit of a gender gap. Admittedly, their voices are too low for our piece, but they could have picked something other than a makeout song.

But I got to sing, and I got to dance for one song~

And, um, Mapquest is evil.

...Yeah. That's pretty much all I have to say.