Okay, so this was going to be a boring entry about how Voltaire was really hot, BUT I found out that Naesala rides my bus.

Well, okay, his hair's brown, and he doesn't wear black or leather and the face is closer to that one guy on PSA D&D that I cannot find VENGER that's it who is also cool. BUT the point is he was obnoxious and smug and he was flirting with the girl behind him and he kept slicking his hair back. Just like Naesala. It was awesome.

And he swatted a bee for me~ And then complained about the smear on his shoe, but whatever.

Also I finally set my screen to the default settings so that non-whites don't look like whites any more for me. Maybe my icons'll be better now.

ALSO ALSO: Everyone on my friendslist can request a drabble from one of my fandoms~

Fandoms:
Fire Emblem 7-10, major emphasis on 9-10
The Order of the Stick
Star Control 2
...and some others that I don't know quite as well...

Also, Lady Aesa and Birdman hate each others' guts, so expect my internet to be sporadic until we get Naesala back.

(...that made perfect sense in my head. Alright, Lady Aesa is my laptop computer, Birdman is my stupid new router that works for everyone else (well, Leanne and Anne, the other two laptops in the house) but very rarely for Aesa and Naesala is the old router still back at the house in Maryland.

...they all fit, too. It's creepy. Lady Aesa is bitchy and doesn't like to talk to other people the power cord, Leanne works nicely except for a problem with her disc drive, but she's still pretty reliable all around, and Anne's my (well, Dad's) backup for when Aesa's throwing a fit, but bitchy in her own way. Weird.)

Sticking to FE9/FE10. You don't want to hear me debating the personal lives of stick figures, for instance.

( SPOILERS FE10 SPOILERS. Sadly, this isn't nearly all of my ships. It's not even, like, a fourth. More like a tenth. )

Huh, I should probably do this for some of my other fandoms.

ITEM 1: Anyone who writes me something Sanaki/Naesala or Sephiran/Zelgius will have my undying gratitude and a fic of the same length with the pairing of their choice.

ITEM 2: I'm clearly insane. In this entry, I wrote oneliners for Naesala/everyone. I mean everyone. Like, it includes tutorial girl everyone. *sigh*

...Well, all the named people everyone. While Naesala/random bandit is fun and all...

*sigh* Fiiine, just the FE9 people so far. And just the ones with sprites. I'll get to the FE10 ones later.

( The A's. )

( The B's. )

( The C's. )

( The D's. )

( The E's. )

( The G's. )

( The H's. )

( The I's. )

( The J's. )

( The K's. )

( The L's. )

( The M's. )

( The N's. )

( The O's. )

( The P. )

( The R's. )

( The S's. )

( The T's. )

( The U. )

( The V. )

( The Z's. )

ITEM 1: Pointless Seeker/Lotz drabble. You know you want it.
EDIT: Even more pointless Sanaki/Naesala drabble. Soon, I will convert the entire fandom! *cackles*

ITEM 2: Survey time! Please answer me these questions three thirty, all ship-related. There are no right answers, I'm just curious.

(I'm writing the ships alphabetically, so that you don't know who I think tops.)

Feel free to skip any questions that break your brain~

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WHO TOPS IN...
1. Naesala/Tibarn?
2. Lotz/Seeker?
3. Reyson/Tibarn?
4. Leanne/Sanaki?
5. Sigrun/Tanith?
6. Astrid/Mia?
7. Lillia/Seeker?
8. Lillia/Lotz?
9. Naesala/Sanaki?
10. Bastian/Renning?

HOW WOULD THESE TWO GET TOGETHER?
11. Bastian/Renning?
12. Naesala/Sanaki?
13. Lotz/Seeker?
14. Naesala/Tibarn?
15. Janaff/Tibarn?
16. Sephiran/Zelgius?
17. Stefan/Zihark?
18. Gatrie/Ike?
19. Leanne/Shinon?
20. Ashnard/Black Knight?

ARE THESE PEOPLE SEMES OR UKES?
21. Lotz?
22. Naesala?
23. Reyson?
24. Gatrie?
25. Sephiran?
26. Ulki?
27. Oscar?
28. Nasir?
29. Haar?
30. Zihark?

BONUS QUESTION!
31. Can you describe Naesala/Aesa in one sentence? If so, please do so.

( My answers. )

( FE10 spoilers. )

For those who've sworn off spoilers, I do have some news: I came out as a bisexual to my mother today. That was... relieving.

EDIT: You know you want to read about Naesala in a wedding dress. Sanaki/Naesala oneshot, around one to two pages.
EDIT 2: Shinon/Leanne oneshot. Yes, I am sick in the mind. Thanks for asking.
EDIT 3: Drabble, Tibarn/Reyson/Naesala/Leanne. It's obvious.
EDIT 4: Chapter 1 of Leanne's Diary up. Featuring such mainstays as Naesala/Leanne, Tibarn/Reyson, and Ike/Soren along with such not-mainstays as Leanne/Sephiran. Teehee.

Naesala/Sanaki - She's going to have to hit puberty sometime, and why not develop a crush on the attractive, leather-wearing raven who doesn't really like you at all?

Seeker/Leanne - This is so cute, it's almost scary. So what if Seeker only appears in one chapter? It could work!

Sanaki/Leanne - Again with the cuteness. I'd pay to see this, honestly.

Tibarn/Sanaki - Akajfkldjfs why is Sanaki so freaking pairable? See Naesala/Sanaki, only replace 'attractive, leather-wearing raven' with 'attractive, chest-baring hawk'.

Mia/Astrid - They should have supported. They could have been wonderful feminists together!

Seeker/Lotz - Birds who only appear in one chapter and get killed off uniiiite!

Oliver/Naesala - I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR WHATEVER NIGHTMARES THIS GIVES YOU.

Ilyana/Mist - Always hungry mage meets cooking cleric girl? True love~

Oscar/Ilyana - He can cook, she can eat. I'm sure she'd like him.

Naesala/anyone - He's a skank, okay?

Ike/anyone - He's the main character, okay?

Reyson/Sanaki - ...I don't even have an explanation for this one. It'd just be pretty.

A/Y - not using full names for fear of spoilage, but theirloveisso*spoiler*.

Gatrie/any guy - Didn't see that one coming, did you?

Shinon/any laguz - Personally, I'd like to see Shinon/Leanne sometime. Is it even possible to hate Leanne?

Caineghis/Ranulf - *shrug* Don't know what made me come up with this one, either.

Elincia/anyone - She's the other main character, so you can pair her with anyone. It's in the handbook.

Sigrun/Elincia - They're both pretty, and they'd get along. I can ship them based on that, 'kay?

Black Knight/Greil - I blame Lazuli for this one.

Soren/Mist - Awwwww. No, really, Soren needs more pairings, and this would be pretty cute. Besides, if you can't have Ike...

Lorazieh/Nealuchi - ...Just, don't ask. Please.

Marcia/Mia - It'd be fluffy and pointless. Fwee.

Volke/Bastian - LOOK IT'S HIS ONLY SUPPORT AND I NEED TO PAIR UP EVERYONE OR ELSE I STICK HIM IN AN ORGY AND I DON'T THINK VOLKE GOES FOR THAT SORT OF THING.

Nasir/Kurthnaga - I don't know where this came from either.

Mist/Leanne - Too... much... cuteness...

EDIT: Remember that crack pairing community? Well, we've got the pairings now. Anyone feel up to writing:

Shinon/Adam West (Family Guy)
Reyson/Harriet Hayes (Studio 60)
Lyon/Sara Sidle (CSI: Las Vegas)
Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: DS9)/L'Arachel
Igor (Discworld)/Joshua
Lucius/Xander Harris (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Addison Sheppard (Grey's Anatomy)/Wil
Soren/Rainbow Brite (Rainbow Brite) ((akdsklskdlsf MY BRAIN))
Naesala/Seamus Harper (Andromeda)
Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphonia)/Sothe
Setzer Gabbiani (Final Fantasy VI)/Kurthnaga
Vinnie Van Lowe (Veronica Mars)/Uhai
Leonard McCoy (Star Trek: TOS)/Rath
Ike/Marco (Animorphs)
Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)/Serra
Jarod (The Pretender)/Hector
Matthew/Miroku (InuYasha)

...and there are 177 other pairings, but I only listed the FE ones here. Personally, I'm moderately familiar with both fandoms for Lucius/Xander Harris, Lloyd Irving/Sothe, Leonard McCoy/Rath, Ike/Marco, Malcom Reynolds/Serra, and Matthew/Miroku, so I might try any of those. Plus Karl "Helo" Agathon/Doctor #9, Michael Kenmore/Data, Violet Baudelaire/Adam, Steve the Wraith/Kaylee Frye, V/Zelos Wilder, Sephiroth/Zoe Warren, Doctor #10/Severus Snape, Chloe Sullivan/Kermit the Frog, Abraham Lincoln/Raine Sage, River Tam/Jonas Quinn, Malcom Reed/Nausicaa, Howl/Robert Chase, Robin/Fiona Widdershins, Vala Mal Doran/The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Church/Cousin It, Andrew Wells/Luke fon Fabre, Ba'al/Spike, Draco Malfoy/Samantha Carter, Clark Kent/San, Luna Lovegood/Legolas, Teyla Emmagan/Perry Cox, Luigi/Romana II, Doctor #4/The Operative, Abby Sciuto/Rupert Giles, Faramir/Mr. Tumnus...

brain_asplode is basically a contest where people suggest characters from different fandoms, these characters are randomly paired up, and then people volunteer to actually write some of these pairings.

You don't have to write to suggest characters! Right now we have nine twelve seventeen Fire Emblem characters (suggested by me, ritalion, and lazulidragon) in the mix. Deadline's March 4. (Also, there's a cap of 400 characters for the first round.)

On a totally related note, Lyon/Mia Fey would be full of win. And Ike/Robin (or Robin/Ike, if that really gets you)! Theirloveissomainprotagonist...y. (And somewhere in my demented soul, I rather like the possibility of Naesala/Judas.)

Don't mind me, I'm squeeing from crack~

EDIT: Short Reyson/Naesala for you all.

EDIT 2: God I love my mind when it gets going. Sanaki/Naesala drabble.

EDIT 3: No more characters for the crack challenge.

If there isn't Sagi/Guillo out there somewhere, I shall be severely disappointed.

...Uh. Not saying anything else, since I don't want to spoiler anyone.