Going to ColossalCon on Saturday and Sunday~

What is this wild creature? An outline for a fic? No, it couldn't possibly be, I never do that...

( Oh, maybe it is one after all. )

Know what's pretty cool?

A year ago today, I wrote my first Isseific, Mnestis.

...man, I didn't realize I'd even been into Fate/stay night for a whole year.

Stage 52 clear, ready for Stage 53 when the English patch comes out~~~!

Um, I should probably make this post relevant to people who don't care about my Battle Moon Wars progress. Let's see. Missed anime club last week because Dad was in another state and Mom had a meeting, so boo. There's a bunch of fic I'm working on, a surprising portion of which is genderswap - or not surprising, if you know me. And next week is the last week for my madricha job, so I won't have to deal with the headaches caused by the eighth grade class anymore. Yaaay.

EDIT: For Mother's Day we saw the new Star Trek film. Uwah, so awesome~

I have the guts to read a couple of Issei/Shirou fics out loud to my English class. That's... kind of awesome.

Stage 34 Battle Mastery get, and if I ever have to get that Battle Mastery again, it will be too soon. Goddamnit, I hate that stage. I wish I had healers there, or something.

EDIT: Act 3 complete, so far so good!

EDIT: Stage 45 clear, all Battle Masteries so far acquired. Now come a few tricky ones - I have no idea how I'm going to get the one for Wallachia and Araya's stage.

Guys.

There is a 40,000 word, 17-chapter, completed Issei-centric fic on FF.net.

And it's in French.

Who wants to see how long it'll take before I start Babelfishing it?

The first ten people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing / character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability. If you absolutely cannot write, I do not see why you would not be able to offer drawings or icons or something instead.

Third playthrough of Battle Moon Wars complete, Mech-Hisui get~ No Aoko this time either (I had 39 battle masteries), I guess I'll have to try for her next time. Ideally, I'd also be able to get to stage 53, but geeze, I do not want to have to get every single battle mastery. Dangit.

...I need to do work on school projects and Confirmation things this weekend. Someone remind me to do that.

EDIT: Fourth BMW playthrough, Act 1 complete, all Battle Masteries so far aquired. Doing Real route again - I only played Super once for Satsuki. I like Real route better.

EDIT: Act 2 complete, so far so good. (Wasted a bunch of BP due to the 'buffs disappear' bug, though. Haa, I should probably download Werk's patches...) Here is where it gets really hard.

HECK YEAH, HOLLOW ATARAXIA.

Oh, I also finished my second playthrough of Battle Moon Wars, this time in the Super route. I won't say anything about it except that Rin singlehandedly killed Kuu. ...okay, the floating black orbs with the field attacks did half the work, but they're enemies, they don't count.

BUT HECK YEAH, HOLLOW ATARAXIA. Finally managed to get it installed and playable. And of course the first scene I choose to go through is the Issei one at school~ And he does the 'BLUSHING. A LOT.' face in that scene! I don't need to understand what's going on, because it's so awesome!

EDIT: Hollow Ataraxia complete - well, mostly complete. I'm missing the Rider bathing CG and one Eclipse scenario, and I should maybe work at sucking less at the minigames.

My cousin is glorious and I adore visiting her. On an unrelated note, it's time for an update to "things there is porn of"!

Things that there is porn of on the internet (that I didn't make myself):
Caster/Issei
Rin/Issei
Taiga/Issei
Himuro/Issei
Archer/Issei
Iskander/Issei (I am not making this up.)
Rider/Issei

Things that there is not porn of on the internet (that I didn't make myself):
Shirou/Issei

I'm happy for Issei getting laid, but geeze.

Things that sucked about today:
-The cough from yesterday graduated into a cold. I can only hope I caught the 'blech' from Elf, so she doesn't have it any more.
-Had a migraine, threw up.
-Aaron broke a pickle jar. Naturally, I'm the one who cleaned it up.
-Haven't had dinner because there's still glass in the kitchen.

Things that did not suck about today:
-Did not cut myself on any glass.
-Beat Battle Moon Wars!
( More about that. )

http://www.typemoon.com/mooncinemas/show.html

...stupid April Fool's. I want that Iskander/Waver movie. And that BL movie with the characters from '06's April Fool's. And to figure out what's up with that 'no image' one, because Babelfish tells me it's about Shinji and that's all I know.

Why must Type-Moon's April Fool's jokes be so good?

So OGT week is over, and the only one that was even remotely hard was science. So... yay.

I'm a legitimate beta now. With something that I betaed on the internet, and everything!

To-do list:
-I should figure out how to download and play Act 4 of Battle Moon Wars without getting rid of my old save... Done~
-By the end of spring break (March 30-April 3) I want to have written summaries for all of my fics, with the intention of including summaries for them hereon out. Current status: 0/264 50/264 101/264 123/264. Oh boy. 139/264, more than halfway done, and having just reached the first F/SN fic. Done!
-Work on untitled trade-fic for Elf, current status ~500 words. Half the length of Offerings already. Done and up, currently in the 'wait for someone to reply so I don't panic over whether it sucks' stage. Oh, wow, it didn't suck.
-Work on untitled 'ancient Japan is really homoerotic' fic.
-Finish chapter 2 of Broken Phantasm.
-Try to kick a Naesala muse into gear, because I want to be able to write him again.
-Finish the male!Archer/male!Rin/male!Issei part of that epic genderswap!PWP I wanted to write, which still leaves twelve other parts. That part clocked in at 1,945 words, and I'm going to stop that before Rin has his wicked way with Issei some more. Twelve parts to go!
-Come to think of it, I should put Abalone on FF.net and decide whether it's going to be all character:+issei, or only character:+issei, character:+shirou and character:+issei, character:+archer. Or decide not to put that story on there at all.

Matou Siblings FST.

Watched Pumpkin Scissors at the last anime club. That was fun. My favorite character was, naturally, Machs - "I want you to have sex with basically everything that moves," I said. Thankfully I don't think the other clubmembers were listening.

So apparently I suck at Battle Moon Wars.

You'd think that, having played a lot of turn-based strategy games in my time, I would not fail so miserably at this one, but no.

...I'm going to keep persevering. Maybe it'll get easier... and it'd be nice if my computer would stop overheating and shutting down.

Still, thank goodness for immobile bosses. Especially ones that can't attack the person next to them.

(On the very early chapter with the wolf boss, for the curious.)

I am not at all complaining about having no school three days in a row. Heck yes, snow is awesome.

I would also not be complaining about this Persona 4/Fate/stay night crossover that's rooted itself into my brain, except for the small fact that I haven't even played Persona 4.

Main Character: Shirou (Persona: Arturia + everybody ever, freaking wild cards)
Party Member #1: Rin (Persona: Archer)
Party Member #2: Sakura (Persona: Medusa)
Party Member #3: Ilya (Persona: Hercules)
Party Member #4: Issei (Persona: ?)
Party Member #5/First Mission Control: ...Waver? (Persona: Iskander)
Party Member #6: ?
Second Mission Control: ...Shinji? (Persona: ?)
First Victim: ...Kariya?
Second Victim: Ayako
Rescue This Victim Or You're A Horrible Person: Taiga
Woops, Not The Big Bad: ...Ryunosuke? (Persona: Bluebeard)
Big Bad: Kotomine (Persona: Gilgamesh)
Social Links: I don't even want to think about this.

"He tenderly runs his fingers through Tohsaka's hair."

...

ARCHER ;_;

Also, less depressing:

Give me a character from any fandom or original work of mine, and I will talk about what he or she or it is like in bed.

Things that there is porn of on the internet:
Caster+Rin/Issei
Taiga/Issei
Himuro/Issei
Archer/Issei

Things that there is not porn of on the internet:
Shirou/Issei

...this does not make sense.

(For those outside of F/SN fandom: Issei never speaks to Taiga, Himuro, or Archer within canon, and he hates Rin. Shirou is his practically-canon crush. What the hell.)

Archer/Rin FST~ ♥ Now the only thing I'm waiting for is Needs More Love month. And the free-for-all months, I guess.

I have a cane and a brace. Yaaaay. :|

...I'll stop spamming now, promise.

...well, I'm kind of at a loss for words right now...

Um, mister? One of the worst of the fandom, really? I'll admit that I don't really like the fic myself, but...

Finally got started playing Heaven's Feel today. ...I'm late, I know.

...This route is making me like Sakura (not surprising) and Shirou (what?). Sakura is the most adorable thing ever when she gets embarrassed, and also totally pwned Taiga that one time, which was awesome. And Shirou's dorkiness is coming through strong, which is one of the only things I like about him.

...E cup. I'll have to remember that.

Oh, so Kuzuki only survives in Fate route? I guess it's good to be Fate!Issei, then. Your big brother's alive and Shirou's love interest is dead~ ...Deader.

Rin's tsundereity makes me giggle~ 'You told me, you certainly told me, you definitely told me!'

Shirou, you had a wet dream immediately followed by a dream about huge fires where everyone died. Something's wrong with you.

Caster... Lancer... Okay, I know I should feel more sorry for Lancer because he's cooler and I actually like him, but Caster's total state of shock just gets me. I like Kuzuki/Caster, okay?

Also, GIP. This is totally going to be my smut icon.

Forgot to mention: get your virgindar checked, Shinji.

I waaaaant more Mitsuaki Madono songs and I can't find them! Charlie of Angelique has like three image songs, and Sorceror Hunter's Marron has one, and I can't find any. >(

( Early UBW spoilers? And late UBW spoilers implied? )