Fun game is fun. And yes, I got 100% completion in about... 900 seconds?

Posting from a family reunion in Albequerque. Hmm, do you think when I get back that commission I ordered will be at my doorstep? That would be great.

And of course, the most productive thing I've done this trip is write the first chapter of a longer smutfic, but hey! It's 2000 words, that's good for me! And I'm a dork for fail!sex, and I need to work on my smut-writing skills, so.

Going to ColossalCon on Saturday and Sunday~

What is this wild creature? An outline for a fic? No, it couldn't possibly be, I never do that...

( Oh, maybe it is one after all. )

Meme that I may have stolen from ergoipsofacto, who got a name change when I wasn't looking: Post a snippet - a paragraph, a few paragraphs - from six fics that you're currently working on.

( The last two are kind of NSFW, but the rest are fine. All F/SN. )

...hm. I want to make a new layout that doesn't irritate my eyes with brightness.

So OGT week is over, and the only one that was even remotely hard was science. So... yay.

I'm a legitimate beta now. With something that I betaed on the internet, and everything!

To-do list:
-I should figure out how to download and play Act 4 of Battle Moon Wars without getting rid of my old save... Done~
-By the end of spring break (March 30-April 3) I want to have written summaries for all of my fics, with the intention of including summaries for them hereon out. Current status: 0/264 50/264 101/264 123/264. Oh boy. 139/264, more than halfway done, and having just reached the first F/SN fic. Done!
-Work on untitled trade-fic for Elf, current status ~500 words. Half the length of Offerings already. Done and up, currently in the 'wait for someone to reply so I don't panic over whether it sucks' stage. Oh, wow, it didn't suck.
-Work on untitled 'ancient Japan is really homoerotic' fic.
-Finish chapter 2 of Broken Phantasm.
-Try to kick a Naesala muse into gear, because I want to be able to write him again.
-Finish the male!Archer/male!Rin/male!Issei part of that epic genderswap!PWP I wanted to write, which still leaves twelve other parts. That part clocked in at 1,945 words, and I'm going to stop that before Rin has his wicked way with Issei some more. Twelve parts to go!
-Come to think of it, I should put Abalone on FF.net and decide whether it's going to be all character:+issei, or only character:+issei, character:+shirou and character:+issei, character:+archer. Or decide not to put that story on there at all.

For yuurei_san.


( A few minutes later, the world ends. )

Heck yeah, no school tomorrow!

Also, that meme I said I'd do.

( 2008 in fic. )

For yuurei_san.

( Everything else in the book, however, was almost certainly utter lies. )

Choose one of my fics and I'll do a DVD commentary for it.

You can find everything over at nealuchi~ And I'll do that other meme when I have more time.

Did I mention that I'm a lazy person who only gives gifts when they're asked for specifically? (And sometimes not even then: hamano_ayumi, please hound me every day until I work on your fic, because I don't exactly have it... started yet. I suck.)

Regardless. Happy Holidays to one and all~

measuringlife:


myaru:
Fic: Distractions

sarajayechan:

So Broken Phantasm is going to need some tweaking, since I know for sure that Issei won't get any Command Spells... it shouldn't be too much of a problem, though.

And I'm thinking of claiming Issei for 10_whores. Weirdly enough, the first pairing that jumps to my mind is Issei/Caster. What the heck?

EDIT: Well, claimed. Let's see, Caster's done, so that leaves Shirou, Archer, Assassin, Saber, Sakura, Ilya, Rin... Yukika should probably be on there but I don't know her very well. Last two, let me just pick some random people. Shinji and Lancer? I don't know.

EDIT THE SECOND: Half done! Caster, Shinji, Saber, Ilya, and Assassin done, meaning I have Shirou, Archer, Sakura, Rin, and Lancer/whoever left.

What the.

I'm still not sure this if I'm dreaming this or what. I mean, the other entries - I knew I wasn't going to win, but-

Brb, going to get my cousin to pinch me.

Aaaand I'm back!

...you know, still don't regret downloading it. I mean, that scene in UBW with shirtless Issei alone made this kind of worth it~

(Note to self: don't complain to your mother about trolls accusing you of not playing the game when you're not supposed to have played the game. Woops.)

Anyway! While I was computerless, I wrote a little, and outlined a fic. I never outline fics - the last time I did that was for Chance Meeting, which was over a year ago, and that was one page of notes and this was nine pages. Then again, I never write epicfic on this scale.

( Outline for Broken Phantasm. Title pending. )

But before I start that I'm probably going to finish and post Twenty Ways the Grail War Did Not End, and also at least start As Fate Likes It for fsn_fiction's Shakespeare in the Park contest.

( Notes on that! )

And I swear I am working on some FE fics. They'll just have to be a surprise.

Give me a pairing and a word or phrase, and I'll write you something.

-No guarantees on the quality for characters/pairings I don't normally write.
-One request per comment, plz, but request as often as you want.
-I reserve the right to interpret your word/phrase any way I choose.

EDIT: No OCs/Self-Inserts please?

I don't suppose any of you lovelies would recommend me some fics, would you?

In unrelated news, Izuka of Fire Emblem 9/10 is cool. Creepy, but still cool.

Sorry to spam your f-lists, guys, but this post is more for my own personal reference than anything else. Of course, if any of you know some more Sanaki/Naesala stuff that I don't, please tell me~!

Constantly being edited. So yay. Newer stuff's at the bottom of the sections.

No longer being edited, I am a lazy person.

( Fanfiction. )

( Fanart. )

ITEM 1: Anyone who writes me something Sanaki/Naesala or Sephiran/Zelgius will have my undying gratitude and a fic of the same length with the pairing of their choice.

ITEM 2: I'm clearly insane. In this entry, I wrote oneliners for Naesala/everyone. I mean everyone. Like, it includes tutorial girl everyone. *sigh*

...Well, all the named people everyone. While Naesala/random bandit is fun and all...

*sigh* Fiiine, just the FE9 people so far. And just the ones with sprites. I'll get to the FE10 ones later.

( The A's. )

( The B's. )

( The C's. )

( The D's. )

( The E's. )

( The G's. )

( The H's. )

( The I's. )

( The J's. )

( The K's. )

( The L's. )

( The M's. )

( The N's. )

( The O's. )

( The P. )

( The R's. )

( The S's. )

( The T's. )

( The U. )

( The V. )

( The Z's. )

ITEM 1: Pointless Seeker/Lotz drabble. You know you want it.
EDIT: Even more pointless Sanaki/Naesala drabble. Soon, I will convert the entire fandom! *cackles*

ITEM 2: Survey time! Please answer me these questions three thirty, all ship-related. There are no right answers, I'm just curious.

(I'm writing the ships alphabetically, so that you don't know who I think tops.)

Feel free to skip any questions that break your brain~

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WHO TOPS IN...
1. Naesala/Tibarn?
2. Lotz/Seeker?
3. Reyson/Tibarn?
4. Leanne/Sanaki?
5. Sigrun/Tanith?
6. Astrid/Mia?
7. Lillia/Seeker?
8. Lillia/Lotz?
9. Naesala/Sanaki?
10. Bastian/Renning?

HOW WOULD THESE TWO GET TOGETHER?
11. Bastian/Renning?
12. Naesala/Sanaki?
13. Lotz/Seeker?
14. Naesala/Tibarn?
15. Janaff/Tibarn?
16. Sephiran/Zelgius?
17. Stefan/Zihark?
18. Gatrie/Ike?
19. Leanne/Shinon?
20. Ashnard/Black Knight?

ARE THESE PEOPLE SEMES OR UKES?
21. Lotz?
22. Naesala?
23. Reyson?
24. Gatrie?
25. Sephiran?
26. Ulki?
27. Oscar?
28. Nasir?
29. Haar?
30. Zihark?

BONUS QUESTION!
31. Can you describe Naesala/Aesa in one sentence? If so, please do so.

( My answers. )

( FE10 spoilers. )

For those who've sworn off spoilers, I do have some news: I came out as a bisexual to my mother today. That was... relieving.

EDIT: You know you want to read about Naesala in a wedding dress. Sanaki/Naesala oneshot, around one to two pages.
EDIT 2: Shinon/Leanne oneshot. Yes, I am sick in the mind. Thanks for asking.
EDIT 3: Drabble, Tibarn/Reyson/Naesala/Leanne. It's obvious.
EDIT 4: Chapter 1 of Leanne's Diary up. Featuring such mainstays as Naesala/Leanne, Tibarn/Reyson, and Ike/Soren along with such not-mainstays as Leanne/Sephiran. Teehee.

brain_asplode is basically a contest where people suggest characters from different fandoms, these characters are randomly paired up, and then people volunteer to actually write some of these pairings.

You don't have to write to suggest characters! Right now we have nine twelve seventeen Fire Emblem characters (suggested by me, ritalion, and lazulidragon) in the mix. Deadline's March 4. (Also, there's a cap of 400 characters for the first round.)

On a totally related note, Lyon/Mia Fey would be full of win. And Ike/Robin (or Robin/Ike, if that really gets you)! Theirloveissomainprotagonist...y. (And somewhere in my demented soul, I rather like the possibility of Naesala/Judas.)

Don't mind me, I'm squeeing from crack~

EDIT: Short Reyson/Naesala for you all.

EDIT 2: God I love my mind when it gets going. Sanaki/Naesala drabble.

EDIT 3: No more characters for the crack challenge.

...So bored.

Give me a character or a pairing from FE7/FE8/FE9/Zomg!FE9/something-else-that-you-for-some-reason-know-I-know and a word or two, and I'll write you a one-liner. Can't guarantee it'll be any good, though.